In short, India was great. I had a lot of emotional ups and downs. It went something like ... India-I'm so excited to see you!....India-you are so dirty and you have too many people.
What is up with all the spitting, peeing and trash in the streets? What's up with all the smoke? No , I don't want more tea and why are you waking me up at 6 am to offer me some? So apparently there are NO TRAFFIC rules that apply here??
Dear Lord make the honking stop. I feel dirty. You don't have a CT or MRI in this hospital? I can't handle any more starch.
A big mac, I just want a big mac. I'm right here-why are you bumping into me? You think your child has what now?
I wish I knew what you were saying. You said you knew how to get to my hotel, why are you stopping to ask random people for directions?
Didn't I see that same dog in that other village? Dude, stop starring at me!
These kids are so cute....
Jesus, Mary and Joseph I can't get on that plane again. I have a lot to be thankful for.
